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Happy Raksha Bandhan wishes and Rakhi messages for brothers and sisters, cousins and friends, in English, Hindi, Gujarati, Marathi and Bengali, with cards.

220 wishes · 5 languages · 3 photo designs · Updated October 2026

Funny Raksha Bandhan wishes (13)

  • Dear brother, the rakhi is tied. Now let us talk about my gift. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

  • Sister: ties one thread. Also sister: expects one gold chain. Happy Rakhi.

  • Happy Raksha Bandhan to my brother, who protects me from everything except his own jokes.

  • I promise to protect you, sister. From everything except Maa when she finds out what you did.

  • My brother's rakhi budget and my rakhi wishlist are not on speaking terms.

  • Happy Rakhi to the one who still owes me for every secret I kept from our parents.

  • Rakhi rule one: the sister always wins. Rakhi rule two: see rule one.

  • Bhaiya, I tied the rakhi, you eat the sweet, and I take the gift. Fair deal.

  • Brothers are proof that you can love someone and still steal their chips.

  • My brother says he is my protector. He still runs from cockroaches. Happy Rakhi.

  • The rakhi was cheap. The memories of blaming you for everything are priceless.

  • Happy Raksha Bandhan to my brother, who has been on my side in every fight except the ones with me.

  • Sister's math: one rakhi plus one sweet equals one new phone. Happy Rakhi.

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