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Kajari Teej wishes in English and Hindi for the monsoon fast of the north: neem puja, sattu sweets, swings, green bangles and moonrise.

123 wishes · 2 languages · Updated October 2026

Funny Kajari Teej wishes (8)

  • Husbands, today is your day to bring sattu laddus and say nothing but yes.

  • Kajari Teej rule: the moon is late only on the days you are hungry.

  • She fasted all day for me. I could not even skip my evening snack.

  • My mehndi is darker than yours. That is all I came to say. Happy Teej.

  • Wife on fast, husband on duty: swing pushing all evening.

  • Dear moon, please come out early tonight. Many people are waiting.

  • I was asked to buy green bangles. I came back with green chillies. Happy Teej.

  • Happy Kajari Teej. The sattu laddus are counted, so do not even try.

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