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Happy St. Patrick's Day wishes, Irish blessings and fun messages for family, friends, kids and colleagues: shamrocks, parades and a sea of green.

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Funny St. Patrick's Day wishes (14)

  • I am wearing so much green today, the plants think I am one of them.

  • Happy St. Patrick's Day. I looked for a four-leaf clover and found three three-leaf ones. Close enough.

  • My Irish dancing is mostly enthusiastic jumping. Happy St. Paddy's.

  • Wear green today. The pinch police are on patrol.

  • I followed the rainbow. It ended at the bakery. I am not complaining.

  • Happy St. Patrick's Day. My luck this year: I found a parking spot near the parade.

  • I am not Irish, but my green socks are very convincing.

  • If you see a leprechaun, ask him where he gets his shoes.

  • Happy St. Patrick's Day. My soda bread is shaped like Ireland, if you squint.

  • I tried to catch a leprechaun. I caught a cold instead.

  • Green food colouring was harmed in the making of these pancakes.

  • Happy St. Paddy's. May your bagpipe neighbours practise somewhere else.

  • My shamrock plant has more leaves than my patience on parade day.

  • Happy St. Patrick's Day. I will be the one dancing slightly behind the music.

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  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: Go raibh míle maith agat, and happy St. Patrick's Day.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: Wishing our clan a day of music, laughter and full plates.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: May your day be full of fiddles, feet tapping and good craic.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: May the road rise to meet you and the wind be always at your back. (A traditional Irish blessing.)
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: You make me feel like the luckiest person in all of Ireland.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: Lucky to work with such a great team. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: The parade has drums, dancers and big green hats. Let us go.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: Thank you for your trust. Wishing you the luck of the Irish.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: Happy St. Patrick's Day. I looked for a four-leaf clover and found three three-leaf ones. Close enough.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: A wee bit of luck for you.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: Wherever we live now, our hearts go back to the green hills today.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: Green shirt, green socks, big smile. Ready for the parade?
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: May Saint Patrick guard your home and keep your family safe.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: With you, every day feels like finding a four-leaf clover.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: Wishing you and your family a happy St. Patrick's Day.
  • St. Patrick's Day wishes image: Let us build a leprechaun trap with paper, glue and glitter.

About St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day, on 17 March, honours Saint Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, who brought Christianity to the island in the fifth century. It is a national holiday in Ireland.

Tradition says Patrick used the three-leaved shamrock to explain the Holy Trinity, which is why the shamrock became a symbol of the day and of Ireland.

Today it is a worldwide celebration of Irish culture. Cities hold parades with marching bands and Irish dancers, rivers and landmarks glow green, and families share soda bread, stew and music. Many people still begin the day at church.

How people celebrate St. Patrick's Day

  • Wearing green and a shamrock
  • Parades and marching bands
  • Irish music and dancing
  • Landmarks lit up green
  • Soda bread and Irish stew
  • Church services in the morning

How to wish well

  • "Happy St. Patrick's Day" is the usual greeting. In Irish it is "Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit".
  • An Irish blessing makes a warm message for family and older friends.
  • Keep humour gentle and clean; avoid jokes built on stereotypes about Irish people.
  • "St. Paddy's" is the friendly short form; "St. Patty's" is common in the US but some Irish people dislike it.

Questions about St. Patrick's Day

When is St. Patrick's Day?

On 17 March every year. If it falls in Holy Week, the church feast may move, but the public celebrations stay on 17 March.

Why do people wear green on St. Patrick's Day?

Green is linked to Ireland, the Emerald Isle, and to the shamrock. In the US, children may playfully pinch anyone not wearing green.

What do you say on St. Patrick's Day?

"Happy St. Patrick's Day". In Irish, "Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit" (Happy St. Patrick's Day to you).

Who was Saint Patrick?

A fifth-century missionary born in Britain, who was taken to Ireland as a young man, later returned as a bishop and became Ireland's patron saint.

Is St. Patrick's Day a public holiday?

Yes in Ireland and Northern Ireland, and in some other places such as Montserrat and Newfoundland and Labrador. Elsewhere it is a working day.

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