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Happy Gudi Padwa wishes for the Marathi New Year in English, Marathi and Hindi: messages for family, friends, colleagues and customers.

144 wishes · 3 languages · 4 photo designs · Updated October 2026

Funny Gudi Padwa wishes (8)

  • Gudi Padwa resolution: eat only one puran poli. Gudi Padwa reality: four.

  • Happy Gudi Padwa! The neem leaves are bitter, but the shrikhand fixes everything.

  • My new year plan is simple: start the diet after the festival food is finished.

  • Happy Gudi Padwa to everyone whose gudi is taller than their patience for rangoli.

  • Aai says the new year starts today. My alarm clock does not agree. Happy Gudi Padwa.

  • I tried to tie the gudi. The gudi tied me. Happy Gudi Padwa.

  • Happy Gudi Padwa! Remember, the sugar garland is for the gudi, not for you.

  • New year, new me. Same love for shrikhand puri. Happy Gudi Padwa.

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