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Baby shower wishes for the mother-to-be and the parents: blessings, funny and short messages for a baby shower, godh bharai, seemantham or valaikaappu.

100 wishes · 6 photo designs · Updated October 2026

Funny Baby Shower wishes (15)

  • Enjoy sleeping in now. Soon a tiny person will have strong views about that.

  • Happy baby shower. You are eating for two and nobody is allowed to comment.

  • The baby is not even here and already has more clothes than me.

  • Congratulations. Your shopping list just went from groceries to nappies, wipes and more nappies.

  • The countdown is on. So is the race to find out whose nose the baby has.

  • Practise saying no to second helpings of sweets now. Actually, never mind. Enjoy them.

  • Soon you will know every lullaby by heart and none of your passwords.

  • Happy baby shower. Last chance to finish a hot cup of tea in one go.

  • The baby already kicks like a footballer. Get ready for a lively house.

  • Congratulations on the bump. It is the only thing growing faster than your gift pile.

  • Baby shower rules: the mother to be gets the comfy chair, the best snacks and the last word.

  • Nobody told me baby socks are this small. I nearly bought them as earrings.

  • Guessing game at the shower: boy, girl or a tiny boss. My vote is the boss.

  • Get your rest now. The baby has a night shift planned for you.

  • The baby will arrive with no manual. Luckily, it comes with a whole family of advisers.

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