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Wedding wishes and happy married life messages for the bride and groom, family, friends and colleagues, in English, Hindi, Tamil, Telugu, Spanish and Arabic.

241 wishes · 6 languages · 4 photo designs · Updated October 2026

Funny Wedding wishes (14)

  • Congratulations on finding someone who will listen to your stories again and again.

  • Marriage means you now have someone to blame for eating the last sweet. Congratulations.

  • You are officially off the market. The market is sad, but we are happy for you.

  • Here is to a lifetime of fighting over the blanket and the TV remote. Happy married life.

  • Remember the two magic words of marriage: you are right.

  • May your love be as big as the wedding buffet, and your arguments as short as the speeches should have been.

  • Congratulations. You now have a lifelong teammate for every game of who forgot the keys.

  • Marriage is sharing everything. Except the last piece of cake. Good luck with that.

  • You were the one who said you would never marry. Look at you now. So happy for you.

  • Now you have two families sending you good morning messages. Congratulations and good luck.

  • May your wifi be strong, your fridge be full, and your partner always laugh at your jokes.

  • Welcome to married life, where 'what should we eat?' is the hardest question every day.

  • Congratulations on the wedding. The aunties can finally ask someone else when they are getting married.

  • A happy marriage is two people who agree on one thing: where the snacks are kept.

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  • Wedding wishes image: Two hearts, one home. Congratulations.
  • Wedding wishes image: To our dear daughter and our new son: we give you our blessings and our trust. Look after each other.
  • Wedding wishes image: आज से मेरी हर सुबह तुम्हारे नाम। तुमसे शादी करके मैं सबसे खुशकिस्मत हूँ।
  • Wedding wishes image: From late night chats about love to standing beside you today. What a journey. Congratulations.
  • Wedding wishes image: May God fill your hearts with love and your home with happiness.
  • Wedding wishes image: We began as two names on a card. Today we became one family.
  • Wedding wishes image: Heartfelt congratulations on your marriage, from your colleagues.
  • Wedding wishes image: திருமண நன்னாளில் மணமக்களுக்கும் இரு குடும்பத்தினருக்கும் மனமார்ந்த வாழ்த்துகள்.
  • Wedding wishes image: With warm regards and every good wish for your married life.
  • Wedding wishes image: May your love be as big as the wedding buffet, and your arguments as short as the speeches should have been.
  • Wedding wishes image: Congratulations on saying yes forever.
  • Wedding wishes image: The mandap, the music, the flowers: everything was beautiful, but your smiles were the best part.
  • Wedding wishes image: అమ్మాయీ, కొత్త ఇంట్లో అందరి ప్రేమ పొంది సంతోషంగా ఉండాలి. మా ఆశీస్సులు ఎప్పుడూ నీతోనే.
  • Wedding wishes image: The dance floor, the food, the speeches, the tears. What a wedding. Congratulations, friends.
  • Wedding wishes image: May the sacred vows you took today keep you close for a lifetime.
  • Wedding wishes image: I cannot wait to grow old with you, one cup of tea at a time.
  • Wedding wishes image: The whole team sends you our best wishes for a happy married life.
  • Wedding wishes image: Hija, que en tu nuevo hogar nunca falte el cariño. Nuestra bendición va contigo.
  • Wedding wishes image: Please accept our heartfelt congratulations on your marriage.
  • Wedding wishes image: Now you have two families sending you good morning messages. Congratulations and good luck.
  • Wedding wishes image: Together is a beautiful place to be.
  • Wedding wishes image: You were the little one who ran around at every family wedding. Today it is your turn to shine.
  • Wedding wishes image: يا ابنتي، الله يجعل بيتك الجديد عامرًا بالحب والهناء. دعواتنا معك دائمًا.
  • Wedding wishes image: You picked well, and so did they. Congratulations to both of you.

About Wedding

A wedding is the day two people promise to share their lives. In every culture it is one of the biggest days for a family, full of music, food, flowers and blessings.

Customs differ from place to place. Some couples tie a thali or mangalsutra, some exchange rings, some sign a nikah contract or take vows in a church, temple or registry office. What every wedding shares is the joy of two families coming together.

Guests bring gifts and blessings, and many send a card or message when they cannot attend. A warm, sincere wish for the couple's life together is always welcome.

How people celebrate Wedding

  • Exchanging rings or garlands
  • Tying the thali or mangalsutra
  • Vows and blessings from elders
  • Wedding feast
  • Music and dance
  • Gifts and cards for the couple

How to wish well

  • Address both partners, not only the one you know.
  • Wish them a happy life together rather than talk about the ceremony alone.
  • For elders and formal guests, a short blessing is best: "May you be blessed with a long and happy married life."
  • Keep jokes gentle and about married life in general, never about the couple's families.
  • If you cannot attend, send your wish on the morning of the wedding, or the day before.

Questions about Wedding

What do you write in a wedding card?

Congratulate the couple, wish them a happy life together and add one warm line of your own, such as a hope for their home or a memory of them.

What is a short wedding wish?

"Congratulations on your wedding. Wishing you a lifetime of love and laughter." or simply "Happy married life".

How do you say happy married life in Hindi?

"Shaadi ki hardik shubhkamnayein" (शादी की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं) or "Sukhi vaivahik jeevan ki shubhkamnayein".

How do you wish a wedding in Tamil?

"Iniya thirumana vazhthukal" (இனிய திருமண வாழ்த்துகள்). Elders often bless the couple to live long and well together.

What do you say at a Muslim wedding?

"Mabrook" (congratulations) is common, and "Barakallahu lakuma", may God bless you both, is a traditional blessing for the couple.

How do you congratulate a colleague on their wedding?

Keep it short and warm: "Congratulations on your wedding. Wishing you both a very happy life together."

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