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Happy Valentine's Day wishes for your partner, family and friends: warm, sweet and funny love messages and cards for 14 February.

220 wishes · 5 languages · 4 photo designs · Updated October 2026

Funny Valentine's Day wishes (20)

  • I love you more than I love the last slice of pizza. And that is a lot.

  • Happy Valentine's Day to the person who puts up with my snoring.

  • You stole my heart, but I will let you keep it. And the blanket too, I suppose.

  • I promise to share my chocolates with you. Well, most of them.

  • You are the cheese to my pizza and the Wi-Fi to my phone.

  • Valentine's plan: dinner, a film and falling asleep in the first ten minutes.

  • Love is sharing your fries without being asked. I am still working on it.

  • I like you even when you are hungry. That is true love.

  • Happy Valentine's Day. I got you a card instead of chocolates because I ate the chocolates.

  • You are my favourite notification.

  • Roses are red, my phone battery is low, I love you more than you will ever know.

  • Thank you for laughing at my jokes, even the ones that are not funny.

  • Single on Valentine's Day? Good news: all the chocolate is yours.

  • I love you more than coffee. Please do not tell the coffee.

  • You are the reason I check my phone and smile like a fool in public.

  • We go together like tea and biscuits, but I am the biscuit that falls in.

  • Happy Valentine's Day to my favourite person to do nothing with.

  • Let us celebrate love the proper way: with snacks and a nap.

  • The way to my heart is to ask, 'Shall we order food?'

  • My love for you is like my laundry pile: always growing.

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  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Sweet like chocolate, warm like you.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: To my parents, who still hold hands after all these years: you inspire us. Happy Valentine's Day.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: हर दिन तुम्हारे साथ खास है, पर आज दिल ने कहा कि बोल दूँ: मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ।
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Whether you are single, married or somewhere in between, you are loved. Happy Valentine's Day.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: I fall for you a little more each time you laugh at my jokes.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Happy Valentine's Day. Enjoy a sweet treat and a calm evening.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: I love you bigger than the sky and longer than a whole summer.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: நம் அன்பு ஒவ்வொரு வருடமும் இன்னும் ஆழமாகட்டும். காதலர் தின வாழ்த்துகள், அன்பே.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Thank you for your trust and kind words this year. Happy Valentine's Day from our whole team.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Let us celebrate love the proper way: with snacks and a nap.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: With love, from my heart to yours.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Our home is full of love every day, but today we say it out loud. Happy Valentine's Day, family.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Feliz Día del Amor y la Amistad, amigo. Gracias por estar siempre.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: If friendship were a flower, ours would be the whole garden.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Here is to the little things: holding hands in traffic, sharing the last bite, laughing at nothing.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Wishing you a day of kindness, good coffee and early finishes.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Roses are red, violets are blue, nobody gives hugs as good as you.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Avec toi, chaque jour est une fête. Joyeuse Saint-Valentin, mon amour.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Celebrate love today. We are here to help make it special.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: I promise to share my chocolates with you. Well, most of them.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: All my love, today and every day.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Sending heart-shaped hugs to every member of our family today.
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: मेरी दुनिया तुमसे शुरू होती है और तुम पर ही खत्म होती है।
  • Valentine's Day wishes image: Happy Galentine's and Palentine's Day to my favourite people.

About Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day falls on 14 February. It is a day to tell the people you love how much they mean to you.

The day takes its name from Saint Valentine, an early Christian remembered on this date. Over the centuries it became linked with love letters and spring.

Today couples share cards, roses and chocolates, and many people also thank friends and family. In parts of Latin America it is the Day of Love and Friendship.

How people celebrate Valentine's Day

  • Cards and love notes
  • Red roses
  • Chocolates and sweets
  • A quiet dinner together
  • Handmade gifts
  • Notes for friends and family

How to wish well

  • A short line in your own words means more than a long poem.
  • Valentine's Day is not only for couples: thank a parent, a friend or a grandparent too.
  • At work, keep wishes general and friendly, never romantic.
  • For customers, thank them for their trust and keep the tone light.

Questions about Valentine's Day

When is Valentine's Day?

Valentine's Day is on 14 February every year.

What should I write in a Valentine's Day card?

Say one thing you love about the person, recall a small shared moment and end with a warm wish. Simple words work best.

Can I wish friends and family on Valentine's Day?

Yes. Many people send Valentine's wishes to parents, children and friends. In parts of Latin America the day is called the Day of Love and Friendship.

What is Valentine's Week?

Some people mark the week before with Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day, Teddy Day, Promise Day and Hug Day, ending on Valentine's Day.

How do you say Happy Valentine's Day in Spanish?

"Feliz Día de San Valentín" or, in many countries, "Feliz Día del Amor y la Amistad".

How do you say Happy Valentine's Day in French?

"Joyeuse Saint-Valentin" or "Bonne Saint-Valentin".

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