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Happy Thanksgiving wishes, messages and cards for family, friends, colleagues and customers: words of thanks for the fourth Thursday of November.

203 wishes · 2 languages · 4 photo designs · Updated October 2026

Funny Thanksgiving wishes (20)

  • Happy Thanksgiving. Remember, the stretchy pants are not a choice, they are a plan.

  • I am thankful for many things, but mostly for leftovers.

  • The turkey is not the only one getting stuffed today. Happy Thanksgiving.

  • My Thanksgiving workout: lifting forkfuls of pie. Happy Thanksgiving.

  • Why did the turkey join the band? It had the drumsticks. Happy Thanksgiving.

  • May your pie be big and your nap be long. Happy Thanksgiving.

  • Calories do not count on Thanksgiving. That is a rule. Happy Thanksgiving.

  • I came for the family. I stayed for the mashed potatoes. Happy Thanksgiving.

  • Gobble till you wobble. Happy Thanksgiving.

  • Thankful for my family, my friends and the inventor of gravy.

  • My Thanksgiving plan: eat, nap, repeat until Monday.

  • I am thankful for elastic waistbands. Happy Thanksgiving.

  • Calories do not count on Thanksgiving. I read that somewhere. Probably.

  • Happy Thanksgiving. May your turkey be moist and your relatives be quiet during the game.

  • I came for the pie. I stayed for the leftovers.

  • Thanksgiving tip: always sit near the mashed potatoes.

  • The turkey and I have something in common: we are both stuffed.

  • Happy Thanksgiving to everyone pretending they will not have a third plate.

  • I am grateful for many things, but mostly for the person who brings the pie.

  • Leftover sandwiches are the real reason for the season.

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  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Thanks for everything. Happy Thanksgiving.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: May our home be full of the smell of pumpkin pie and the sound of everyone talking at once. Happy Thanksgiving.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Gracias por cada abrazo y cada risa en la mesa. Feliz Día de Acción de Gracias.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Friendsgiving or Thanksgiving, I am glad you are in my life.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: May this harvest season fill your life with grace and plenty.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: I am thankful for your hand in mine, today and every day.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Thank you for your support and patience. Enjoy the holiday.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Feliz Día de Acción de Gracias a toda la familia. Doy gracias por tenerlos.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Help set the table and you can pick the first slice of pie.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Gratitude is at the heart of our business, and you are at the heart of our gratitude. Happy Thanksgiving.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Please accept our warm wishes for a happy Thanksgiving.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: May your pie be big and your nap be long. Happy Thanksgiving.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Gracias por su confianza. Les deseamos un feliz Día de Acción de Gracias.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Gravy, gratitude, good company.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: The leaves are turning, the oven is warm and everyone is coming home. That is my kind of Thanksgiving.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: You make every season brighter. Happy Thanksgiving, my friend.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: May every blessing you count today grow in the year ahead.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Mamá, gracias por tu cariño y tu comida. Feliz Día de Acción de Gracias.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Happy Thanksgiving to the one who makes our house a home.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Wishing you a restful long weekend with family and friends.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Draw a hand turkey and write one thing you love on each feather.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: We will be closed on Thanksgiving Day so our team can be with family. Thank you for understanding.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: Que Dios bendiga su mesa y su hogar. Feliz Día de Acción de Gracias.
  • Thanksgiving wishes image: With thanks for your continued trust, we wish you a happy Thanksgiving.

About Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving in the United States falls on the fourth Thursday of November. It is a national holiday for giving thanks for the harvest and the year's blessings.

Its roots go back to harvest feasts of the early 1600s. It became a yearly national holiday in 1863.

Families travel home to share a meal of roast turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie. Many watch parades and football, and volunteer to share food with others.

How people celebrate Thanksgiving

  • Turkey dinner with family
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Saying what you are thankful for
  • Parades
  • Football on TV
  • Volunteering at food drives

How to wish well

  • Say thank you in your message: Thanksgiving is about gratitude.
  • For customers and clients, thank them for their trust; keep it short and warm.
  • Canada's Thanksgiving is in October; wish Canadian friends then.
  • Send wishes by Wednesday evening, since many people are travelling or busy cooking on the day.

Questions about Thanksgiving

When is Thanksgiving 2026?

Thanksgiving in the United States is on the fourth Thursday of November. The date for this year is shown on this page.

What do you say on Thanksgiving?

"Happy Thanksgiving" is the usual greeting. Adding what you are thankful for makes it personal.

Why is Thanksgiving on a Thursday?

The holiday was set on the last Thursday of November in 1863 and moved to the fourth Thursday by law in 1941.

What food is eaten on Thanksgiving?

Roast turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, green beans and pumpkin pie.

How do you say Happy Thanksgiving in Spanish?

"Feliz Día de Acción de Gracias".

Is Thanksgiving the same in Canada?

No. Canada celebrates Thanksgiving on the second Monday of October.

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