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Happy birthday brother wishes for an elder or younger brother: funny, loving, short and blessing messages from a sister or brother.

100 wishes · 6 photo designs · Updated October 2026

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother wishes (18)

  • Happy birthday, bro. I would get you something nice, but you already have me.

  • Brother, you are still Mom's favourite. I have accepted it. Happy birthday.

  • Happy birthday to the person who still owes me for that cycle he broke in 2009.

  • Bro, you are a year older and still cannot find your own socks. Happy birthday.

  • Happy birthday, brother. Thank you for being the reason Mom and Dad think I am the good one.

  • Bro, I have been planning your birthday prank for weeks. Just kidding. Or am I? Happy birthday.

  • Happy birthday to my brother, the king of eating all the snacks and blaming the dog.

  • Brother, we have the same parents, so technically I am also partly to blame for you. Happy birthday.

  • Happy birthday, bro. You are now officially too old to fight me for the front seat.

  • Bro, I got you a gift card. It is a card. With a gift written on it. Happy birthday.

  • Happy birthday to the brother who taught me every trick to sneak out after dinner.

  • Brother, you are not getting older, just more expensive to buy gifts for. Happy birthday.

  • Happy birthday, bro. Do not worry, your secrets are safe with me. For a small fee.

  • Bro, today you get the remote, the biggest piece of cake and zero chores. Tomorrow, back to normal.

  • Happy birthday to my brother, my unpaid tech support since childhood.

  • Brother, you have been borrowing my phone charger for ten years. Keep it. Happy birthday.

  • Happy birthday, bro. Your singing in the shower has improved. Slightly.

  • Bro, I am still waiting for the money you borrowed for 'just one day'. Happy birthday anyway.

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